Groceries.

Dad, bro, pipi and I were @ Mustafa Ctr yesterday.
*Queueing to pay for our groceries*
Me: Pi~, tunggu jap aku nak amek brownie mix, mak aku bley bikinkan sementara weekend nie.
Pipi: Ok
*Pipi queues up with bro while I walked over to the cake mix shelves, looks @ expiry date*
[ Ey apsal sakkkk, semua brownie mix dah expired, lerrr... baru nak makan brownie]
*walks back to the checkout counter*
Pipi: Ey ko tak amek brownie mix?
Me(whispers): Aku tgk sumer dah expired lah sakkkkkk!
Pipi *eyes wide open* really???!!

*Walking to the carpark.*
Me: Nasib baik tadi tergerak hati nak check expiry date siod. Aku tgk banyak expired Feb 2006, abeh ader satu kotak tu, expired Dec 2005 laaaaah sakkkkk.
Pipi: Ey, kan belom expired tu. (!!???!!)
[Whats wrong with me!!]
Me: *slaps forehead* Allah... aku ingat dah 2006.
Pipi: Ahakahkahkaka*hysterical laffter* Selenger~~!
*Bro overheard and shook his head*

Dah nyanyok agaknyer.
Thank you for the gift. *beams*