Sunday, July 30, 2006

Connected.

3 person in a room.

1 on Joybook

1 on Presario (sharing a blanket and a bed with Joy)

And the other on PSP on the bed side.

Hah the joy of surfing the net collectively and wireless. :D

Thursday, July 27, 2006

@#$%^&*!

I wish some ppl to effing stop irritate me.

Some ppl just dont get it, dont they?

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Enipucrop Elttli

Me - Certified Shit Stirrer in the hell hole. Look at what I'm reduced to.
I sound like those bored housewives sia. Missed being a bitch lah!

August, can come sooner or not?
19th August is the start of premiership.
04 - 06 - 11 : Not my bank acct password lah goondu! It's the Orgasmic Trio ;)

Addendum: To all my pals who loves (or at least like) me, if it's not too much to ask.
And I know, you all have a penchant for getting me a calculator watch.
I would love to have this.



Gold or Silver its OK! But i would prefer Silver.
Aaaaand, if you don't intend to buy me this, please buy me a book or a DVD ok.

If all else fails, a Kino or Borders voucher would suffice :D

Check with me for the titles.
Oh my birthday is on the 20th of august and you are invited to my shit-stirring party!

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Work.

They don't come in steady streams.

They fall on you like avalanche. :/

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Irritant Attack.

Shallow Entry Alert.

How do one tell another to bugger off nicely?

Help lah.

It's annoying me.

Arrrgggh!! Yan, I think I found ur muscleman equivalent lah siak.
Farking annoying.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

19 August, 1973

Damn you, Materazzi!

Why is your birthday, so close to mine :/

Monday, July 10, 2006

World Cup ends.

This means no more of 20++ pages on World Cup in The New Paper, trivial write ups on young players and I'll be 70 cents richer almost every single day! Hurrah!

After missing a hell lot of the World Cup semis, quarters, I finally stayed up for the FINAL.
Only to fell asleep on the 78th minute, which I have a strong feeling that it would be a draw game and stretches to extra time or even penalty.

I wanted France to win, solely because our lone gunner is playing for it and was wishing for a perfecto swansong for Zizou. Although, everytime the camera cuts to Domenech, I would start wishing for the Italians to win!

Oh well, at least Italy won it instead of Mighty Braseeeel *yawns*.
I wanted to laugh out loud to those ppl who predicted "Brazil" will win before the tournament.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Zip me out.

The Fall of Prodigal Daughter.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Coming of... age?

Chuckled at myself while browsing for trinkets.

It takes me 22 yrs (almost 23 yrs)
- To bother asking about cosmetics.
- To carefully choose a ladies shoe, like try on 18126469 pair of pumps/wedges/u-name-it before choosing one, I normally need to try only 1 or 3 max to buy a pair. hahaha. efficient shopper..
- To put on a lipgloss and not get disgusted by it, I somehow forgotten about the fishscales thingamajig and still leave it on eventho' feeling uncomfortable.
- Choosing a handbag/clutchbag/wristlet ><" for myself, which I've never done before!
- Religiously buffering my toenails. haha.

I got bitten by the vanity bug and I'm loving it!
A bit late lah, but better late than never.

Now, shoo-away, I've got some shopping to do.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Look, what have you done?

One of the special things about World Cup is you'll get to see big grown men CRY.
The dejected looks, and that lost-in-space faces. As Kay noted, it's OK (manly, weih!) to cry for football. Really.
I always do. heh. Only when it concerns the Gunners. Must work on 'loving' Germany, cos I don't like (hate/abhor/detest) the other 7 (not on footballing terms, but more of my own cocked-up principle and personal terms)

This morning, the floodgates burst (sikit je lah), when Kay showed me this:




















*cries some more*
Technically, this dude is still a boy. heh. My heart bleeds for him, sedih siot muker!

















Pre-match conference *tgh happy2*





















*bawling on the floor*
I would be gutted too, if I were in their shoes.
Kay, sekiranya I didn't 'see' you for the next few days.
Happy 22nd Birthday ye!! ( I wanted to wish you just now, luper!)

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Cuff this clicking finger.

I got a very strong urge to put up his pic here.

Maybe after the World Cup.

Meanwhile, <33333333 Phillipe Sylvian Senderos, Get Well Soon!

Monday, June 26, 2006

Mistaken Identity Ver. 1507

Another few of my many pelanduk dua serupa incidents.

- This happens a few weeks back, while I was waiting for Kakak Yanni @ Bugis when she went to the ladies. A mother and daughter, were heard conversing, mother to daughter(of about 4 or 5 yrs old), "Isn't that ur teacher?". The next moment, I saw two expectant looking faces, armed with a ready smile, smiling at me, standing in front of me. To which the young one turning to her mom "No. that's not my teacher". heh.

Did I tell you I got mistaken as a teacher so many2 times, although in actual fact I'm far from it. hah.

- Once, my leg was grabbed by a toddler, to which I believe a relative of his, called out to him "eheh, salah org laaaah, itu bukan your mummy". Isk. Imagine, alangkah terkejot nyer aku, biler dier grabbed kaki aku full force. heh. He looked up, took a step back and ran towards this relative of his. Nasib baik tak nangis.

- My bro was in the ferry back from Tekong when he was approached by this superior,
Stranger: eh kau ader kakak eh?
Baby Armadillo: aaaaah
Stranger: kakak kau umor berapa? Tua berapa tahun dari kau?
Baby Armadillo: Aaaaah, 3 tahun lagi tua.
Stranger: Nama kakak kau, Mariam eh?
Baby Armadillo: Tak ah.

Somewhere out there a certain Mariam's brother must have looked like my own Baby Armadillo.

- This happens when I was stationed at one of trade booths for my co. as a company photographer, I was pat on the back by this tudong gal, "eh you pon ada pat sini! My booth is upfront tau, see you around ok!". Erm, I've never seen her before, although, i did muster a nervous smile. Ain't too sure if she realises she got the wrong person. heh.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Choco Elixir.

Sometimes, part of me secretly wishes that I am the one born with the dick, so if I decided to do anything reckless and give my parents a slip, they won't flip as much or get fits from worrying.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

For the past 27 hrs...

We left him at Tanjong Tekong.
That's his idea of a joke, coming up with ridiculous names.
And he still has not made a single call back home.
Mom is very upset, that he never calls home, she was mopping ard the house this morning.
Saying she misses her son. :
Blame it on he's stubborn refusal to bring his mobilephone. I think he's had enough of the last missing handphone episode.

None of that daily routine 3pm call from him today,
asking "kakak, baba/mama tanya nak makan apa?", "kakak, balik kul brapa??", "kakak, nampak cokelat/handphone charger/ kunci adek, tak?and "kakak, nak kiter amek balik keje?"

I even decided to forego watching Espana and young catalunya porcupine at 3am this morning.

And I lulled myself to sleep last night, singing:
"You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine,
you make me happy when skies are grey,
you never know dear,
how much i love you,
please don't take my sunshine away"

Please make this week pass by faster.
And come back quick, you, Baby Armadillo.
I miss thumb wrestling. :S

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Coffee & TV

He contribute a pass to Torres's goal. :D
Yeay Cesc!

I been coming in to work @ 6.30am this week.
Dasar giler kan.

Today, I am seriously ngantok pasal smlm aku dgr bnyk sgt citer hantu.
Malam tido pon tak tenteram.

Argh!.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Ah pening ah.

Michael Kors Or DicKNeY?

Selalu kau di dalam hatiku.

The World Cup has just started yet I can't wait for the new EPL season to commence.

I want to see those wonderful strikes from TOMAS ROSICKY in arsenal's jersey.
He blew me away.

I hate the socceroos, I think they totally destroyed the spirit of the game with that thuggish display. And the referee is not much help either. *sigh*

Rooney is back after injuring Theo Walcott in training.
How generous.
The best part is, he tackled Theo from behind and injure the young lad's calf.
Surely, tackle from behind is ILLEGAL in footballing terms, but why do it in training and risking losing another offensive player. And he gets AWAY WITH IT, simply with support of others, claiming he was passionate about the game. Passionate my ass lah, there is a line between passionate and bullying. What bollocks.

Despite my support for Ingerrrrland (well, u watch their league every single week, you can't help supporting familiar faces, even if they are OVER-RATED), I now want them out by group stages, better still with Rooney playing for the 2 remaining matches. Nevermind that we will risk reading write-ups of "why England lose out in Germany 2006?" for the next 185792475 years. I rather have that than seeing an ogre holding the coveted trophy.

Congrats to our very own Shamsul Maidin.
Even if we can't get our Lions, Young Lions, Baby Lions? in the World Cup.
We are just glad we have a world class referee in our midst.
Singapore's Pride *grins with pride*.
We were deeply impressed by your performance in the Sweden vs T&T game.

Next up, Switzerland vs France.
Kekasih Beaveeeeerrrrr ku yg penuh bijaksana. heh.
It starts at 12am tmr, will skip Korea Republic vs Togo (Gd Luck Adebayor!).

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Nor,

10 June
England vs. Paraguay

Ada Roque Santa Cruz!

Monday, June 05, 2006

Wind me up.

When days get mundane, returning home to braindead tv prgrammes.
With the bro leaving for NS soon. I wonder how standstill my life could ever get.

*bites fingernail*

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Anti - Gravity Love song.

Contrary to popular beliefs of my fear for jumping.
Let me reiterate, I have never feared of jumping. I may have 1001 phobias but jumping is fortunately not one of them. I am a jumpy kid by nature.
Th reason for my reluctance to jump is mainly due to the worry if the creaking wooden floors couldn't withstand my body mass. I definitely do not fancy ending up in a Luo Hans' aquarium downstairs.

And due to my massive weight, I cant jump as high and land slower than most of you. :That's why my foot is always seen on the ground despite jumping. ahakhak.

Next time we do a solidground photoshoot, I'll show you my jumps and maybe a cartwheel or two. :D